An Irish What......?

'So...' Kells mother Mary asked me quite casually 'do you have a girl back home Dave?'

'Nah' I said in return 'we split up almost six months ago by now sure'

'Ah, don't fret, you'll maybe find a nice Irish colleen over here?'

'A nice Irish What??

'A nice Irish girl'

'But what did you say?'

' ''Colleen'' it means ''girl'' in Irish'

*cue me slapping both hands to my face before mumbline the following through my fingers*

'That was her bloody name!'

- Needless to say Kell's mum loved repeating this story infront of the whole family at a later date, and who could blame her in fairness, what are the chances??
but bloody hell like....... bloody hell