Canada

its funny, he gets called Canada, its not his name but its what i call him. i barely remember his real name half the time to be honest.... i dont even know his last name. it also worries me that by calling him this it sort of makes him a representative for the country, i really need to find a new Canadian person to represent their country cos its a nice place really.... its just that this one person in particular just drives me crazy.

lets list a couple of reasons why here: compulsive liars dont really scream 'be my friend' to me, he twists everything he's ever done or said, our door is mis-shaped due to the constant 'knock ... knock ... knock' followed by kicking when we dont answer. sometimes we're not in, sometimes i dont answer. you wanna know why? cos he only talks about himself! if a story's started hes got a better one. if you were cold today he lost an arm due to frost bite, if a girl bumped into him he thinks he got laid, if a guy asks for a light he thinks he got mugged....

seriously i know he's still a kid when it comes down to it but hes a chameleon, a new face for a new person and that isn't a genuine person. a tutor told us recently that if we arent different around people we're tossers. this shocked me but he followed it up with that fact that we cant act the same to our other half's as we do to our kids as we do to our grand parents. this is fair enough. but to each person of a similar age, this dude needs to get a grip.

now im not gonna go all southpark on you and sing 'blame Canada here' Canada was awesome when i visited it but as for a representative..... we definitely need a new one for Glasgow..