my best friend

me and my best friend have a very strange relationship...... im gonna need to give him a name fr this blog, lets go with 'vibe' ... i dont know why, i just either get good or bad vibes when im around him i guess.

anyways, i met vibe when i was around 15, a critical period in any persons life i guess, kind of time when most people are out meeting girls, drinking, and generally thinking they couldn't be cooler. how did we think we couldnt be cooler i hear you ask? by collecting and playing with Pokemon cards!! thats right, im not denying it. im not embarrassed now even at the ripe old age of (almost) 22. i may not be so into Pokemon cards as i was but back then it was the bees knees as far as i was concerned. not that bees have knees... i dont think, bit thats besides the point. the point it we were sad.

we went thru a bit of a rough patch as mates which ill skim along by saying i was a dick, i accept full responsibility and ill follow it up with a shiver up my spine for the memory of what once was.

moving on though, vibe has moved around a lot but i probably keep in touch with him more than i do most people which i think shows a lot, even though i know he is a complete twat, i do trust him and even when im really angry at him i know we're still mates. i thin our last conversation ended something like...

vibe 'shit, did i call you?'
me 'yeah, why?'
vibe ' the phone woman told me ive only a minute of credit left, what the fuck am i wasting it on you for?!?'
me 'fine, f**k off then'
vibe ' i will - twat'
me ' w****r'

...



vibe 'yeah, i really better go now, peace'

end call

i cat tell you how many text messages ive sent this guy spur of the moment that most people would frown upon that for some reason he laughs at ... and apparently so do a room full of his friends at times. he sends me strange ones too to compensate tho - and when colleen said she didnt get our humour and he said to say its a gay thing she got it even less....

dont worry, its not a gay thing - just to clarify. more of a had to be there, or a had to have a twisted sense of humor thing. i dunno what it is but we've been mates for quite a while now and although whilst watching you, me and dupree recently i realised he was my dupree and independently of each other ive said to someone that hes my bad conscience and hes said that im his good conscience - something seems to work....

hopefully we'll stay mates for years to come, you always see these cheesy films about lifelong mates and i dont know how many ill have but as much as it may ruin my life or get me in trouble (did i mention we got each other excluded??) i hope he sticks around for a while....


p.s. all he will comment on this is that this whole blog sounds homosexual .... just so you all know