the arches and the library

'here, i want you to have drank all of thin by the time we're back' my friend said to me.....

suddenly i realise how much alcohol was in the bottle i was holding and how when we go out im drunk and everyone else is either only merry or reeeeeeeeeeeally good at concealing their drunkness. yes, drunkness - thats right.

so i drink a bit, sall the while thining to myself 'Dave, you really are comedy value .... but at what cost? is it really worth it when you wipe ketchup off your face with a chip just to eat it? (ask lewis, colleen or joelle), is running home alone with your hands over your ears cos your in a huff really that fun? and you do buy people a lot of drinks .... thats never good on the old wallet!

we get back, i put the vodka down and i pick the strongbow up. sorted. although someone keeps topping up my glass, i think someone's trying to get me drunk tonight!!

walk. bank. money. walk. queue. searched. pay in. bar.

the drinking begins........ thats where it gets hazy, bar lewis spilling a drink on me, but that was partly my fault so i cant really complain i guess.

cloakroom. colleens cardigan. goodbye's. out. taxi. fell off seat. in. curry. bed.



then i woke up and to my delight realised i had a class in half an hour. oh how i laughed.... no no, i mean cried..... but its sorted now. kinda. but seriously. i missed a one off class. im so bloody stupid sometimes, but hey, no hangover - i gotta say, its a talent :D

so here i sit, doing work for my dissertation and typing .... to myself, someone else will read it one day and comment - or criticise, eithers good. ive already said my grammar and spelling is shite so dont expect me to change that any time soon. im a community education student, i talk to people, and if i see people drawing graffiti on a wall im gonna be askin them why their doing it - not why their spelling 'glasgow rules' wrong!!