what i wrote when i couldnt sleep

bearing in mind i had been drinking with a few mates, arrived home and apparently talked to my mum which i dont even remember and went upstairs to sleep. this was written hours later in my phone after a bad on again off again sleep and saved in my phone.

The following is taken exactly from my phone at around 6am last night.... i dont even know what im about to write......


'No idea where i've put my contacts. they're definately not in my eyes anyway, thats for sure. i tried to take them out so many times my eyes are probably a different colour by now!
where they are, i have no idea. safe i'd gather - cos i don't remember chucking them banterously at an earlier point in the evening.

i just stumbled downstairs in a rather unfashionable fashion - by that i mean mostly sideways and falling into things. disastrious! upon trying to find my bottled water i failed miserably and only managed to drop chicken. i did grab an ice pole however and enjoy that!

suddenly i look thru two eyes, bad idea! double vision! but ireland soon dave, you will be alone in a sense as you won't really know anyone that well but you've always been good at putting yourself out there. you'll get by and you'll be fine. you know what. you'll be more than fine. you'll be awesome. this will be the best week of your life. and if it isn't..... you'll make it so'